How to become a prophet - for dummies.

This is a satirical manual lampooning prophet muhammad (may pee-s be upon him) and to a lesser extent jesus and all other prophets.

Why become a prophet?

Here are some of the reasons why you might want to become a prophet.

You may be a megalomaniac who wishes to dominate everyone and everything on earth and would want everyone on earth to bow to you.
You may wish to be worshipped after you die. What better way than to make people say your name five times a day while bowing towards the city of your birth?
You may be a pervert who wishes to:
- Order his adoped son's wife divorced so that you can marry her. (This one makes me want to puke)
- Want a child wife. A true prophet would rise above the vices of his time. But since you are going to be a fraud this requirement doesn't apply to you.
You may be homicidal maniac.
By becoming a prophet you can become the lawmaker, lawgiver, lawyer, judge, jury all in one, and all your followers will keep pouring gallons of whitewash over you and all your actions. So you can indulge in your wildest fantasies without any fear of being punished.

Qualifications required

You must be clever. The 'for dummies' in the title refers to the followers that you are going to defraud. Only dummies can be followers and dummies can never be prophets.

(to be continued)

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